[*] News Channel on. [*] Your request has been sent to Zanderguard. [*] Zanderguard has accepted your request. [*] Zanderguard summons you. (Lines of DragonSpeak: 217) [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Safrin pulls a pendant from tucked under her cloak and examines it as she looks up and smiles "Oh that's good." :-) [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: Hello saber You say, "ahahaahha" Deacontinis: There. You say, "the cheesiness" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Deacontinis: I tried. Safrin looks around. Deacontinis: Lol, hello Ken Zanderguard: thank you Deacontinus You say, "yo captains, lts and generals" Safrin: Can i get anybody a drink? Ken the Pizza Guy: um just a moutain dew [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "ho ho ho" You say, "i see your plan sir zanderlot" [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Zanderguard: my plan? You say, "i shall foil it with my mighty coats-zipping powers" Zanderguard raises a brow Avaen Nurom chuckles, "Why are us useful ones always insane?" You say, "*zips up a coat* MUAHAHA! SEE THAT?! NO BUTTONS! ITS 21ST CENTURY!!!!" Ken the Pizza Guy: im INSANE [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "yes i can time travel" You say, "and yes, I CAN READ YOUR MIND" Zanderguard: [try and keep to the time line please] You say, "i am o.o" [%] Your cookies are ready. Zanderguard: Lieutenant this man is Insane Zanderguard: arrest him You say, ">>;" Avaen Nurom nods, taking his flintlock in his hand. You say, "im not even moving..." You say, "or breaking anything..." Zanderguard: you are a danger to us Zanderguard: who knows what is going on in your minds eye You say, "ahhhh your great great grandfather or so befriended me!" Zanderguard: [oh yeh the brig Zanderguard i need to make one] Zanderguard: [x.x] You say, "lmao" Avaen Nurom: [lol] Zanderguard: leave him for now Zanderguard: if he poses a threat Zanderguard: shoot him Avaen Nurom: But please, sir, try not to be insane. Avaen Nurom chuckles to himself. Saber Mage pulls out a knife [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Saber Mage cuts a carrot Saber Mage throws the knife off the edge of the boat Avaen Nurom: [Wrong buttons don't like me.] You say, "mooooooo" Saber Mage bites carrot and eats slowwwwly Avaen Nurom notes that Saber Mage has a good arm, since the edge of the boat is way far away. You say, "yessirry" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard thinks it would have to curve in an arc around and out a open a closed door then shut the door and drop iver the edge [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards You say, "actually it went out that open window, heh" Saber Mage points to it Zanderguard nods Zanderguard: no wonder people were commenting on the cold in here You say, "yep..." You say, "what season is it anyways?" Avaen Nurom: If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my workroom. Avaen Nurom: Pleasure meating you, sir. [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Zanderguard: season? You say, "oh sure thats what they all say" Zanderguard raises a brow You say, "season" You say, "you know like...." You say, "seeeeeeeee-zuunnnn" You say, "seasoning in soup or somethin" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "or like soomer weenter fool aind sprang" Zanderguard: oh Zanderguard: what ever season it is now You say, "yep..." You say, "kinda figured that" You say, "THANKS for the info o.o" You say, "immortals get a long time to train their body you know" You say, "oh did i say time? hah!" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: heh You say, "hah" [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: Hello Pru You say, "erf o.o" (You see Pru.) > A young lady stands in front of you, smiling and looking around. Her long dark hair falls over her shoulders onto her white fur. She has light blue eyes that sparkle in the light. She wears a long blue skirt with a matching top. [18 IC] (You see Saber Mage.) > Booooooo Sabey go bye bye, boooooo... not done yet! NAWWWT DUNNY YYYYYYYYYYET!!! Wai... WHO DERE >> << ehe... yayyyy yayyy i peed in your pool yayyyyyyyyyy... yayyyy yayyy crank yankers yayyyy yayyy! Zanderguard: :-) Zanderguard: Welcoem back pru Zanderguard: *welcome Pru smiles, "Thanks, captain." Saber Mage bites his toung and moves down the table Zanderguard: saber? Pru looks at Saber a bit oddly, then looks back at Zander, "So, did he say anything this time?" Zanderguard: nay Zanderguard: we went to look for a leader of a kindom Zanderguard: he retunt to the ship Zanderguard: *returned Pru nods, "Omai?" Saber Mage hides under the table Avaen Nurom: I live there! Avaen Nurom: Omai empire! Pru smiles, "My sister does as well." Saber Mage doesnt live anywhere Zanderguard: yes Zanderguard: thats the place Pru nods, "My sister is the Empress there." Zanderguard: Omai Goldenfurre is interested in this vessel Avaen Nurom: Wow...Quite a shock. Zanderguard: he is Due to Visit tomorow Pru nods, "I see." she smiles at Avaen. Zanderguard: i think i dropped in on him while he was eating Zanderguard: aww saber Zanderguard: you can live in my mansion back in England if you like Avaen Nurom whispers to Pru, "Don't mind the one on the end, he's insane." You say, "arr" You say, "i do live somewhere but i losts it..." [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Pru looks at Saber oddly again. [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [ Sir Dhaos K. Knight whispers, "hey saber" to you. ] [ Sir Dhaos K. Knight whispers, "long time no see" to you. ] [ You whisper "eah'" to Sir Dhaos K. Knight. ] [ Sir Dhaos K. Knight whispers, "whats up?" to you. ] You say, "in my travels... i losts it" Zanderguard looks at the new arrivals Zanderguard: hello..? the elemental force: hi [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Pru: [i must be off again] Zanderguard: what Brings you to the Valliant [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Zanderguard: [bye pru] You say, "bonjour sir. j'pas prend il pour toi?" Zanderguard: i have work to do Zanderguard: Avaen you want the is watch? [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Zanderguard: *this Avaen Nurom nods. Zanderguard: very well Zanderguard: [working on website] You say, "ummmm" You say, "hi" You say, "my name is saber mage" You say, "im from skidsdale, festland" You say, "and uh...." You say, "your turn" You say, "..." You say, "[excusee moi, je a a va au le maison du toilet o.o]" Zanderguard: [hi im zander im an Alcocolic] Zanderguard: *[alcoholic] Avaen Nurom: [Hello, I'm Avaen. And I have a problem.] Zanderguard: [hello avean] Zanderguard: [lol] Avaen Nurom: [lol Our little support group for Furcaholics] Zanderguard: [the Drunken Sailor Club] [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Avaen Nurom: [lol] [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Avaen Nurom: [Afk for a minute] Zanderguard: Avaen i have a Midshipman to assign you your gun crew Zanderguard: or watch You say, "great almighty dreamweaver monsieur sir saber mage senior the first at your service" Zanderguard: he has no navy experiance apart from repairing Ships and cannons so i think he will make a good Gunner Zanderguard: FRENCH MAN!!! You say, "AHHHHHHHH" Zanderguard throws a sabr to Avean Zanderguard grabs one Saber Mage screams Zanderguard: YOU THERE STAND FAST Saber Mage like a woman Zanderguard Points at saber You say, "oops wrong" You say, "lay stand, same difference" Zanderguard: dont moev or ill run you through Zanderguard: you a spy Frenchy? You say, "im not a ghost im an immortal" You say, "just because im immortal dont mean you can run through me" Zanderguard points at the sword You say, "jeez the nerve" Zanderguard: this will run through you Zanderguard: What ship you fro mFrench man Zanderguard: speak i say You say, "it just so happens that i belong to no country but know the french language" You say, "i travel" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: well speaking french on a British War Ship While we are a war with France int bright You say, "and i was born from a cloud" Zanderguard shakes his head Zanderguard: Hello Mr Byrd Charlie Byrd salutes [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: at ease You say, "salutations magesty zander" Charlie Byrd: Thank you sir Zanderguard: anything to report? Charlie Byrd: Nothing sir. Raikos salutes to Zanerguard. Zanderguard: very well Zanderguard: Carry on Zanderguard: at east raikos You say, "humdy dum... why earth? why cant this be anotherp planet with different land and different countries" Charlie Byrd: Thank you sir, Zanderguard: *ease Charlie Byrd coughs Zanderguard: Raikos im Assigning you under LiueTenant Avean Nurom Raikos goes at ease. Raikos: Yes, sir. Zanderguard: carry on Zanderguard goes back to his work Zanderguard: [working on web site] Raikos: I'll return later. Charlie Byrd: I will go recruting captain Raikos salutes Zanderguard. [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: verywell Charlie Byrd: I will report any progress [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Zanderguard: make it so Alantia Deries sits quietly wondering if she's interupting Zanderguard: welcome Alantia Alantia Deries: eveing, sir Zanderguard: im a little busy but teh rest of my contourje will entertain you Zanderguard: [working o nweb site ] [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Alantia Deries gazes down the long table, she finds one canine asleep, she hardly finds entertainment here. You say, "woo!" You say, "actually im layin down cuz sir zanderguard told me to stand up o.o" Zanderguard: im not a knight You say, "..." You say, "um" Zanderguard: So its either Captain, Zanderguard or Zander which ever you prefer You say, "cap zanderguard" Zanderguard: or name me a different name if you wish You say, "uh huh" Zanderguard: like bob for example You say, "ooh!" Zanderguard: or Weevel Zanderguard: after the food You say, "bob the snake bobbbbb the snake WHERE" Zanderguard: Hello Psymon You say, "wheres bob" Zanderguard: bob is dead Psymon: hello Zanderguard: [old age] You say, "NUUUUUUUUUU" Alantia Deries: ehh.. Alantia Deries watches You say, "are there murals of him painted on cave walls somewhere?" Zanderguard: Psy could you fix me some Honey Roasted prok and potatoes please You say, "he had the greatest adventures" Psymon: yes capin! Zanderguard takes a break from his work and yawns You say, "like once he was being posessed i think because his eyes kept closing and opening but he finally fought it back after i gave him some encouragement" Alantia Deries yawns also, it's contagious. Zanderguard: [damn you i yawned IRL] You say, "SWWWEEEEEET" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Alantia Deries: [me too! i hate when people type it lOl] You say, "you cussed! wow thats so cool i wanna be like you! o-o!" You say, "yawn" You say, "yawwwwwwn" Alantia Deries turns to zander and whispers "is he going to be alright.. " gazes back at the canine concerned. You say, "yawn yawn i am the yawn almighty yawnin yawning yawn king" Zanderguard whisperes Zanderguard: h is a lil erm Zanderguard: crazy Alantia Deries frowns [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "i heard that!" Alantia Deries: I noticed. You say, "i am not lazy!" You say, "yeesh" You say, "nerve" You say, "...oooooh ship!" Alantia Deries: :-) You say, "thats so tight this could beat the ship we're in any day" Zanderguard: Thank you Psymon that looks divine Zanderguard: [what saber??] Psymon: bon apetit'e capitain You say, "that canon's huge! my finger can fit in it" Zanderguard: french man!!!! You say, "im nute fraunch" Zanderguard: no the cook You say, "oh" You say, "cook" Psymon: oh crap i mean You say, "ahahaha" Zanderguard chuckles You say, "good eating zanderguard" Zanderguard: dont worry about it Psymon: I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!! You say, "NO YOU DONT" Zanderguard laughs Alantia Deries: [x.x] [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards You say, "WE BOTH GO DOWN THEN" You say, "ARRRRRRR" Alantia Deries: dont yell Saber Mage tackles the ship Alantia Deries's ears flatten You say, "o.o" You say, "i sowwy u.u" Zanderguard: hello blue blue hell fire: hello. Saber Mage goes to sit in his corner Psymon: how u guys get the hats? Alantia Deries: [felines] Saber Mage barks You say, "WHERE" Alantia Deries: [unwingged felines have the uniform] You say, "o-o" Psymon: huh...neat Saber Mage sings Zanderguard: [i might add the uniform for winged felines what do you think?] Psymon says "boy i wish i had a chef hat" casually blue hell fire: lol You say, " # Your heart left the night before; your soul was gone the morning after; the day of the event; held no laughter # " Alantia Deries: [well your uniform is really good, the others are not as pretty LOL but of course that is because you are captin. it is your ship do what you wut I do keep my wings on cuz I'm not as found of wearing a uniform like that, especialy when being fem] You say, "and oh ho ho and a bucket o ruumm say say say say dese pierates" Alantia Deries: ME with uniform You say, "i have a mansion!" Zanderguard: [i see] Alantia Deries: It's cute and all but not for a girl, that's why I keep my wings on[[] You say, "i do i doooo" Psymon: (wonders if his chef voice should be frency or piratey) Alantia Deries: [make a girlie uniform for winged furres X] Psymon: oooooooooooooooh You say, "make it britishy!" Zanderguard: a pinkcoat] Zanderguard: [um] Zanderguard: !RB You say, "AHHHHHHHHH" Alantia Deries: [noooo hwo about a dress XD] Alantia Deries: [that's british!] Zanderguard: Britishy! You say, "THE CHEESINESS" Zanderguard: !rb You say, "AHHHHHHHHHH" Zanderguard: [its not chessy] Zanderguard: [glares] Saber Mage rolls on the floor holding his ears and cries Alantia Deries is scared of him Psymon: does my description say chef at H.M.S. Valiant? blue hell fire looks over at saber Zanderguard: [nope] Psymon: hmm blue hell fire: everything okay over there? Saber Mage mih fo deracs si Psymon: brb Alantia Deries: [you need to restart psymon restart furc that is] You say, "i wanna a " You say, "FRENCH fry" You say, "i wanna french fryyyyy" Alantia Deries: There is a whole bunch of them outside blue hell fire: omg saber blue hell fire: lol blue hell fire: [] You say, "with french dressing" blue hell fire: and french toast. You say, "and french hunnymoose terd oO" You say, "yeah!" You say, "i love french toast" blue hell fire: same blue hell fire: yumm Zanderguard: french.............. Alantia Deries: Are you okay zander.. You say, "and french frenchness" Zanderguard folds his arms neatly behind his back You say, "uh oh" blue hell fire: everybody get down! You say, "HES GONNA PULL HIS OWN TAIL OFF I KNOW IT" blue hell fire hides under the table blue hell fire: [LOL!!] Alantia Deries goes to zanders' side and asks again quietly "everything okay?" You say, "the only thing that keeps his pants up is his fake tail" Zanderguard: i am fine You say, "he removes it and hes gonna flash us all!" blue hell fire bursts out laughing Alantia Deries whispers even quieter in his ear You say, "flash.... ehh more like a um" You say, "portrait or something" blue hell fire throws a rock at saber Alantia Deries sighs and goes back to sit. blue hell fire: shhh blue hell fire: [lol] You say, "cuz it takes time to pull your pants up... >>;" Zanderguard looks out to see an whispers "ill find you" Saber Mage eats the rock You say, "poit o.o" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards blue hell fire sits back in her seat and looks at zander firmly Zanderguard looks to his left [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Lady Doreen smiles. "Zander" Zanderguard: hello darling Zanderguard stares out of the window Saber Mage sits back in his floor and tilts back on it o-o Lady Doreen's look softens. Lady Doreen: O.O You say, "O.O" You say, "ahahaha you cant see me" Lady Doreen: Hi Alantia Deries goes to sit in quiet. Lady Doreen: ^^ You say, "cant find da saber oo nu" blue hell fire: wher'd he go Lady Doreen: Sabby! ^^ You say, "huh uh ><" Charlie Byrd salutes "Nothing to report Captian" Lady Doreen hugs tightly. You say, "aww ya found me" Zanderguard: Commander Zanderguard salutes You say, "wa O.O" Lady Doreen: I missed you ^-^ Zanderguard: aye Saber Mage tries to breath blue hell fire: uhh....i..knew...you where...there? Lady Doreen lets go. o.o You say, "wheeeeeeeeew" Lady Doreen grins. You say, "you know me? o.o" blue hell fire salutes to the commander You say, "how come he dont" blue hell fire: ahoy sargent Charlie Byrd: At ease blue hell fire: yes sir! You say, "or did your great great great grandmother pass down stories of me or somethin o.o" Zanderguard wonders when blue joined You say, "YESTERDAY" Charlie Byrd shrugs You say, "aha i called it" Lady Doreen: oo blue hell fire: joined what? blue hell fire: huh? You say, "whos good" You say, "whos bad" blue hell fire: im good Zanderguard: the crew blue You say, "whos ok" Charlie Byrd: >.< blue hell fire: I didn't join. You say, "okay" You say, "dokay" Lady Doreen giggles. You say, "norman!" Lady Doreen: Blue how's you? blue hell fire: You mean because i saluted? blue hell fire: I always do that. [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards You say, "bonjour" Zanderguard: you didnt salute me blue hell fire: I'm alright. You say, "bonjour" You say, "francais" You say, "ardy harr" blue hell fire salutes to zanader Zanderguard: at ease You say, "silly zander tail... always fallin off without zander realizing it..." blue hell fire: ahoy Mr.Zander,sir! Avaen Nurom salutes Zande. blue hell fire: everyone keeps telling me that! Avaen Nurom: [*zander] Zanderguard: at ease Avean Zanderguard: taje a seat Zanderguard: *take Avaen Nurom nods blue hell fire: what do you mean by at ease? You say, "zander's hands keep their plans from him" Charlie Byrd: Sir will we be sailing soon? [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Zanderguard: i should expect so You say, "but every time they get a chance to they pull his tail off..." Zanderguard: i still need a fre more officers Charlie Byrd: Very good [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: and Alot more gunners/sailors You say, "and WHOOSH go his pants" Zanderguard: we are lacking Lowly jacks boys Avaen Nurom: And we still need to beat more insane people. Charlie Byrd: Its not as easy as it looks Avaen Nurom brandishes his flintlock at Saber You say, "youd think hed at least wear briefs now and them" Saber Mage eats it Psymon: ...lol Lady Doreen twiddles her thumbs. Zanderguard: we need sailors to handle the everyday work You say, "poit o-o" Zanderguard: while the officers keep order Charlie Byrd nods You say, "um" Psymon: oh You say, "um" blue hell fire: i would offer to be a sailor, but i can't. Zanderguard: the officer ranks are starting to form You say, "hi" Charlie Byrd: Any ideas? Psymon: rndom crazy person on floor Zanderguard: i have one gunner/sailor Zanderguard: waiting i guess You say, "my name is saber.... a-and umm.... i-i *sigh* i-im s-shy" Zanderguard: lets make saber a crew memeber Zanderguard chuckles Lady Doreen: Do you have a nurse? You say, "a-and" Zanderguard: nay You say, "umm-m" Zanderguard: no nurse Psymon: MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Zanderguard: i have a surgeon Lady Doreen: Whom is that? You say, "MUHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA" You say, "!!!!!" Charlie Byrd: Alwase good to have Zanderguard: Safrin You say, "beat you" Lady Doreen: Sabby! >< Psymon: meh....need to make food You say, "hi!" Zanderguard: shes athe Surgeon You say, "my names saber" Zanderguard: *the blue hell fire: mine too. blue hell fire: o.o You say, "NUH UH" blue hell fire: o-o You say, "O.O" Zanderguard: Saber Behave!! You say, "AHHHHHHHHHHh" You say, "HHHHHH" blue hell fire: yeah huh! You say, "LIES" Saber Mage cries Charlie Byrd coughs Saber Mage sobbles Psymon pokes saber with a cattle prod Saber Mage pouts and waters Charlie Byrd: Enough Zanderguard: are cattle prodes invented yet?] You say, "buh-but im da saberrrr ;-;" Charlie Byrd: [no] Lady Doreen: >.> blue hell fire: no! Psymon: ummm Zanderguard: [keep to 19th cen ppl or ill kick you adn i dont wanna do tjhat :-(] blue hell fire: i am! Saber Mage sniffles ;-; Zanderguard: *that] Saber Mage cries more Psymon: pokes sabre with a pointed stick blue hell fire: fine, be like that. Saber Mage dies Charlie Byrd: [lol] Lady Doreen clears her throat and blushes. blue hell fire sits silently and drops her and Charlie Byrd: Calm down everyone Zanderguard sighs Zanderguard: too noisey Zanderguard: im going for a walk Saber Mage bleeds Psymon: so what is everyone here? Charlie Byrd: Stop that bleading Avaen Nurom: I am the weaponsmaster and trainer. blue hell fire: lol Saber Mage is an instable experiment dog thing Alantia Deries: I am nothing.. blue hell fire punches charlie's shoulder playfully You say, "OW" Charlie Byrd: >.> blue hell fire: how about that airline food blue hell fire: o.o Saber Mage comes back alive and cries for charlie's inner self Psymon hears a cricket Charlie Byrd: Airline? Avaen Nurom: [Please, everyone, stay within bounds. Especially Saber!] You say, "...ok" You say, "ok" You say, "s'good" You say, "S'GUUUUDE" You say, "ahahahahahah" You say, "'TS'GOOOOOOOOOOOOODE" [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "uh hu yeah" Charlie Byrd: Stop it Psymon kicks sabre on way out You say, "thats what i thought" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards You say, "owch" You say, ".-." (You see blue hell fire.) > i have my tounge my eyebrow and my belly button piericed. i have a tattoo on my lower back of black and purple roses bleeding.may god have mercy on a petty soul my god keep one's self from losing complete control may god have healed and i wouldn't have bled but there is no god, so i lay here dead. [lost spirit] [hates everyone and everything][sometimes can show a bit of mercy] (You see Saber Mage.) > Booooooo Sabey go bye bye, boooooo... not done yet! NAWWWT DUNNY YYYYYYYYYYET!!! Wai... WHO DERE >> << ehe... yayyyy yayyy i peed in your pool yayyyyyyyyyy... yayyyy yayyy crank yankers yayyyy yayyy! Saber Mage sniffles but covers his face Avaen Nurom: I put saber on ignore. Avaen Nurom: Now he can yell all he want. You say, "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" You say, "AHAHAHAHA" Saber Mage points You say, "AHAHAHAH DEAF MAN" You say, "HAAAAAHAHAHA" You say, "YOUR EARDRUM BROKETED" You say, "hey look its EARDRUM AVAEN" You say, "o.o" [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "x)" You say, " ;-;" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards blue hell fire looks over at charlie [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Saber Mage curls up into a ball and rolls whichever way the ship is tilted blue hell fire: aww your no fun Saber Mage chants "eardrum avaen" as he rolls blue hell fire pokes saber You say, "AH" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Saber Mage's ball explodes blue hell fire smiles stupidly Saber Mage lies on the floor un-balled blue hell fire looks at saber and sneezes in his face blue hell fire: oops. Saber Mage sniffles Saber Mage hides his face in his arms blue hell fire hands him a tissue for his sniffles. Saber Mage shakes his head blue hell fire shugs and drops the tissue on the ground blue hell fire: your hyper aren't you? blue hell fire: [] You say, "nu" blue hell fire: [are you kidding? your off the wallas hyper] Saber Mage turns his back blue hell fire: nuu! blue hell fire: i need a friend blue hell fire cries Saber Mage sniffles You say, "but you hate mee" blue hell fire: why do you think i hate you? You say, "cuz it says so when i click on you ;-;" blue hell fire sniffles and wipes the tears away from her face blue hell fire: no. You say, "uh huhhh" (You see blue hell fire.) > i have my tounge my eyebrow and my belly button piericed. i have a tattoo on my lower back of black and purple roses bleeding.may god have mercy on a petty soul my god keep one's self from losing complete control may god have healed and i wouldn't have bled but there is no god, so i lay here dead. [lost spirit] [hates everyone and everything][sometimes can show a bit of mercy] blue hell fire: [i need to change my desc i wrote that when i died. but i came back to life, it's a long story] You say, "..." Saber Mage mews [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Charlie Byrd: Stay put blue hell fire: brb [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards blue hell fire: hola (You see blue hell fire.) > i have my tounge my eyebrow and my belly button piericed. i have a tattoo on my lower back of black and purple roses bleeding.may god have mercy on a petty soul my god keep one's self from losing complete control may god have healed and i wouldn't have bled but there is no god, so i lay here dead. You say, "..." Saber Mage mews again [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Saber Mage crawls under the chair and sleeps You say, "arf" blue hell fire: well...um........bye saber [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again (You see Saber Mage.) > Booooooo Sabey go bye bye, boooooo... not done yet! NAWWWT DUNNY YYYYYYYYYYET!!! Wai... WHO DERE >> << ehe... yayyyy yayyy i peed in your pool yayyyyyyyyyy... yayyyy yayyy crank yankers yayyyy yayyy! (You see Alantia Deries.) > Inactive - User has been away from keyboard last 0 hours and 5 minutes. [Check out my furcadian art: http://www.angelfire.com/dragon2/alantia/furre.html] (You see Saber Mage.) > Booooooo Sabey go bye bye, boooooo... not done yet! NAWWWT DUNNY YYYYYYYYYYET!!! Wai... WHO DERE >> << ehe... yayyyy yayyy i peed in your pool yayyyyyyyyyy... yayyyy yayyy crank yankers yayyyy yayyy! You say, "bai bai o.o" Saber Mage waves You say, "arr matey" You say, "shiver me timbers" [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "arr matey" [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again * Current players: Alantia Deries, H.M.S Valliant, Charlie Byrd, Saber Mage, Zanderguard, Cassandra Battle, Lady Doreen. * 7 players in the dream of H.M.S Valliant. * 2610 total players online. Uptime 6 days 13:39 * Max players this session: 3103 [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards You say, "arrr matey" You say, "shiver ,e timbers" You say, "xD" Zanderguard: and i though there was an alarm or some kind of emergency You say, "shiver me timbers!" Zanderguard glares Lady Doreen: Saber. Bloodhound harry: hi Zanderguard: SABER! You say, "AH" Zanderguard: hello Lady Doreen: Please don't do that >< [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "VAT DO YOU VANT" Bloodhound harry: are you hiring Zanderguard: aye i am Zanderguard: step into my cabin sir You say, "ive gotta go to the bathroom sorry" You say, "cant find a toilet ><" Lady Doreen: Um Lady Doreen: o.o You say, "thats an emergency to me!" Lady Doreen: Use the ocean. You say, "o-o" Lady Doreen: [XD] You say, "im not that fat" Lady Doreen: Excuse me? You say, "im not fat at all o.o" [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: you coming? You say, "no" Fignia salutes the captain Hello Sir, Zanderguard: hello Fignia You say, "yo" You say, "wasaaaaap" Fignia: Whens The ship going to be set for sail? Zanderguard: when i have enough crew Fignia: when will that be? You say, "umm... so i gotta risk my life and put my bum over the edge?" Lady Doreen: Yes Saber. You say, "O.O" Lady Doreen smiles and holds in a laugh. You say, "too scarey!" Zanderguard: i dont know Fignia Bloodhound harry: are you hiring Zanderguard: ill just have to keep recruiting [ Lady Doreen whispers, "do it on the poop deck O.O" to you. ] Zanderguard: yes i am Zanderguard: Step into my Cabin sir Zanderguard: this way You say, "may as well feed me to a shark and have him suffer the taste" [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You can only emit text in your own dreams. * Shouts on: You will now hear shouts even when this map is crowded. Type - to toggle them back off. * You shout, "cant find the poop deck!" Zanderguard: so what position are you wanting to do? You say, "umm..." You say, "wheres the poop deck" Zanderguard: a moment sver im busy You say, "k..." Zanderguard: its abouve thsi cabin Bloodhound harry: hmmm....... You say, "ahahahahaha" Lady Doreen: O.o You say, "dont think zander will be turnin the wheel for a while" You say, "not until he hires a janitor hahaha" Lady Doreen: Well he needs a crew soon. Lady Doreen: o.o You say, "dunce!" Saber Mage o Lady Doreen sighs and chuckles. Saber Mage chuckles and sighs Lady Doreen: Oo Lady Doreen: You copy me o.o You say, "i take my leave for the next few months m'lady" Lady Doreen: You have been gone so long. >< Lady Doreen: Why? You say, "im like a relative" You say, "i visit every some some months x)" Lady Doreen: x.x Lady Doreen: We miss you >< You say, "cuzs furc makes me sad" Lady Doreen: Awwww why? You say, "memories" Lady Doreen: Devil? You say, "everything" Lady Doreen: Care to share? You say, "it just makes me depressed, i dunno why" Lady Doreen looks over the side down at Saber. Lady Doreen cocks her head to the side. Lady Doreen: Really? Saber Mage cocks his head to the corner You say, "really." You say, "o.o" Lady Doreen looks down. "That's bad. Your always so happy." You say, "i act happy to hide from my uber depressedness" Lady Doreen: Need a hug? ^-^ You say, "irl, yes" Lady Doreen: I wish I could. Lady Doreen: I'm in Texas >.< You say, "cuz my last 100 were from my mother x.x" Lady Doreen: X-X Lady Doreen leans over and hugs tightly. Saber Mage hugs too Lady Doreen: Pretend it's real because I don't you upset. Lady Doreen: Ok? Lady Doreen smiles. Lady Doreen: Irl I mean it. You say, "okay..." Lady Doreen: Zander. Lady Doreen: We have a new crew member? You say, "walk into me zanderrrrr" Zanderguard: aye Lady Doreen smiles. You say, "AHAHAHA" You say, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA" You say, "gotcha" Lady Doreen: >< Lady Doreen: Saber you ok? Zanderguard: oh yeh well You say, "no" Lady Doreen: -.- You say, " -.-" You say, "well you dont want me to lie do you" Lady Doreen: It's gone quiet. Lady Doreen: Oh Zanderguard: very quiet Lady Doreen: Lie? Zanderguard: the officers have left You say, "about if im ok" Zanderguard: T.T Zanderguard: i need more sailors and gunners Bloodhound harry: AFKfor 10 min Lady Doreen: Your not ok Saber? You say, "well you asked me if i was and i answered no o.o" Lady Doreen: T.T Zanderguard: Whats Wrong Saber You say, "you" You say, "no jk" You say, "lol" Zanderguard: me? You say, "not" Zanderguard: oh ok Lady Doreen: I was about to say. Lady Doreen: Oo Zanderguard: so whats the matter? You say, "life sucks" Zanderguard: i know You say, "so does death... but yknow oO;" Zanderguard: but.. Zanderguard: wel nm Lady Doreen: The world needs some...well some guidence at the moment. Zanderguard winks at doreen Zanderguard: life can get better Lady Doreen smiles and winks back. You say, "mine doesnt get much better than this" Zanderguard: why whats wrong? Lady Doreen: Cheer up Saber. Life can get better. Lady Doreen: My life suckeed until.. Lady Doreen: Well that's a different story. Lady Doreen looks at Zander. Lady Doreen: sucked* You say, "beh" You say, "well hey, yknow, i should tell you the truth" Lady Doreen: Hmm? Bloodhound harry: back You say, "since im not on furc nemore or anything" Lady Doreen: You can tell us anything ^-^ Zanderguard: [wb harry] You say, "lol uh huh and youll like flip out" Zanderguard: [i consider you a friend IRl saber so ill listen and try my best to help in any way i can] Lady Doreen: Flip out? Lady Doreen: Just tell us and you will see our reaction. You say, "...so youll count someone whos 14 as your friend?" Zanderguard: [yup] Lady Doreen: O.O Lady Doreen: [Im 13 o.o] Zanderguard: [your smarter than me, DS wise and all] You say, "there ya go >>:" Zanderguard: [im 17 with a mentyal age of 4] Lady Doreen: Saber Im thirteen. Nothing wrong with that. Zanderguard: [mental] You say, "ive hid it from you guys all this time... almost a year" Lady Doreen: Ooc convo now >> Lady Doreen: << Bloodhound harry: ok cool Zanderguard: so why would i flip out? You say, "no seriously irl i am" Zanderguard: so Lady Doreen: Im 13! >< You say, "cuz i said i was 19 >>" Zanderguard: i have friends younger than me Lady Doreen: Younger... Lady Doreen: I said I was 19 to Jorin. Lady Doreen: XD Zanderguard: don't matter Zanderguard: only a small lie Zanderguard: didnt hurt anyone You say, "lol" You say, "sure" You say, "those pics arent me either" Lady Doreen: Believe me. It may be hard to show your age. Zanderguard: if it wasnt for the BEC i never would have met you guys Lady Doreen: It was hard when I told Zander. You say, "theyre my brother" Lady Doreen: I thought he would react..well unpleasent. Lady Doreen: o.o You say, "lol" Lady Doreen: Oh Bloodhound harry: who is the guy down at the front of the ship Lady Doreen shrugs. Zanderguard: i only react unpleasnt to things if someone i nsaty to me Zanderguard: i dont know harry ill go look Zanderguard: brb Lady Doreen: Saber. Lady Doreen: You know me and Zander are together irl too right? You say, "yep o.o" Zanderguard: no one there Lady Doreen: x.x You did? You say, "kinda wacky, tho my 19 yr old brother was with someone 16" You say, "yep" Zanderguard: no worries Zanderguard: im Lady Doreen: Me and Zander are 4 years apart. Zanderguard: er never mind Lady Doreen: No biggy. Zanderguard: yeh You say, "lol" Zanderguard: thats what i was gonan say Lady Doreen: Suuuuure Lady Doreen chuckles. Zanderguard: i was Zanderguard: o.o Bloodhound harry: oh it just H.M.S Zanderguard: oh Zanderguard: yeh Zanderguard: my uploader You say, "and btw im not ugly or nething, but if u saw my real pic youd think i was mad at the world or something" Zanderguard: donr mind him Zanderguard: he is a blind mute Lady Doreen: Well Saber, I don't care what people look like. Zanderguard: yup Zanderguard: im an ugly feck and i got a nice girlfriend Lady Doreen: The way they act is all I care about. The way they are. Lady Doreen: Zander! Lady Doreen: No your not >.< Zanderguard: what irs true Lady Doreen: No it's not. Bloodhound harry: i will be back i have to do something [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Lady Doreen: Im the ugly feck. Zanderguard: ok harry Zanderguard: fare thee well You say, "cuz irl i hardly ever smile, whats there to smile about when the last friend i had that was a girl was when i was 6" Zanderguard: NO! Zanderguard: your really pretty jess Lady Doreen: Saber Im your friend T.T Do I not count? You say, "last girl i even talked too" Lady Doreen: Ted no lies. You say, "[irl >>;]" Zanderguard: im not lieing You say, "ted & Jess" You say, "!" Lady Doreen: you are lying! Lady Doreen: XD You say, "sounds like an icecream company" Zanderguard: no worries saber Lady Doreen: I'm not pretty >> You say, "lol" Zanderguard: ive never had any girlfriends Zanderguard: i had 1 before jess Zanderguard: that i met in person [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Zanderguard: and altough we went places , jess makes me fell like she never could Zanderguard: and my ex didnt have an ocean between us Lady Doreen blushes. Zanderguard: wb harry Bloodhound harry: hmm Zanderguard: Harry you wanna get new people to join? Zanderguard: i need gunners You say, "i havent even talked to a girl since i was 6. for real" Zanderguard: well gunners/sailors Zanderguard: they do both Lady Doreen: Your talking to me! Lady Doreen: x.x You say, "[irl again >>;;]" Bloodhound harry: i cant remaber were this dream is like in vinca or those other places Zanderguard: I Zanderguard: its in I Bloodhound harry: ok [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again [#] Anouther Arrives at Deptford Royal Dockyards Bloodhound harry: ok i remaber were it is know You say, "and uh" Zanderguard: ok You say, "i dont do any of my homework lol" Zanderguard: nithe do i You say, "i really dont have any irl friends" Zanderguard: i just failed college and i feel like i failure You say, "none" You say, "zipperoo" Zanderguard: like ive failed jess and eveyone You say, "oO;" Lady Doreen: You haven't failed me Ted. Zanderguard: *a Zanderguard: i know i have You say, "and i dress in all black and silver! lol" Lady Doreen: woot Zanderguard: i dress in all black Lady Doreen: sounds like Amber XD Zanderguard: theres a pick of me on my website Bloodhound harry: are you GOTH or something Zanderguard: if you wanna see an ugly fucker in a black trench coat You say, "it keeps ppl away >>; i cant talk to any girls cuz im too friggin shy" Zanderguard: no im not Zanderguard: thats how i was Saber Lady Doreen: You TALKING TO ME Lady Doreen: >< Lady Doreen: Am I a man?! You say, "irl i meant" Zanderguard: ya just gotta take your confidence from furc and apply it to reallife Zanderguard: jess doesnt understand Lady Doreen: Oh >> You say, "i cant talk to a girl's face nor voice lol" Zanderguard: he means face to face hun Lady Doreen: I do >< You say, "text is just text, you can make it however you want it to sound" Lady Doreen: A bit confused. Because girls are nervous of guys like hell. Lady Doreen laughs. Zanderguard: well saber you got a good personality and your kind so i dont see why you shoudn't find someone You say, ">>; not all" Zanderguard: just smile softly and be nice and there shouldnt be any problems Lady Doreen: I can still remember when Gray gave me Ted's sn and I fell out of my chair I was so nervous. You say, "o.O" Lady Doreen laughs. Lady Doreen: Then Ted came to be a wonderful guy in irl. Lady Doreen: I didn't know what to expect,. Zanderguard: heh Bloodhound harry: what state are you from? Zanderguard: im from Blighty old chap Zanderguard: !rb Lady Doreen: Texas Zanderguard: !rb Lady Doreen: AHHHHH You say, "NO" You say, "CHEESINESSS" Zanderguard: Good Old Blighty Bloodhound harry: iam from Kentucky Saber Mage gets flipped upsidown Zanderguard: Blighty id England By The way Zanderguard: *is You say, "hardy har harr... ehh" Bloodhound harry: this dream must have tooken a long time? Bloodhound harry: to make Lady Doreen: VERY long time Lady Doreen: >< You say, "kinda hard to believe some lil kid in 8th grade can make dreams better than some adults huh lol" Lady Doreen laughs. Zanderguard: [yup] Lady Doreen: Yahoo >> You say, "o" Zanderguard: it didnt take too long to make Bloodhound harry: i made a dateing game dream Zanderguard: but i did it in gaps Lady Doreen: O.O Zanderguard: cool You say, "lol" Lady Doreen: Woot Zanderguard: the research took up alot of time You say, "ok heres my irl desc" Zanderguard: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/darthlowes/myhomepage/aboutme.html Zanderguard: thats my web page Bloodhound harry: There is a lot of DS here Zanderguard: here? Zanderguard: in my dream? You say, "blue eyes, brown hair, 5'7", not fat but not too skinny, contacts..." You say, "bleh" You say, "how many lines?" Zanderguard: not too many Zanderguard: only the basics Lady Doreen: I have brown hair! Lady Doreen: ^^ Zanderguard: im too stupid for advanced stuff You say, "lol" Lady Doreen: greenish eyes Lady Doreen: shorter than you >>; Lady Doreen: no fat hopefully Lady Doreen: XD Zanderguard recites his ABC's You say, "o.o" Zanderguard drools Lady Doreen: not skinny, in the middle I guess You say, "lol" Zanderguard: curvey hun Zanderguard: ;-) You say, "same" You say, "uh" Lady Doreen blushes. Zanderguard: saber curvey? Zanderguard: HAHA Bloodhound harry: mmmm........Taco Bell! You say, "oO" Zanderguard: i needa drink Zanderguard: a big one Zanderguard: brb You say, "uh... not geeky either, actually i do 200 - 60 pound weight lifts and 200 situps every night o.o" Lady Doreen: ok [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again Lady Doreen: dude Zanderguard: [is a black belt :-)] Lady Doreen: no yahoo? Lady Doreen: ^-^ go Ted! You say, "lol keeps me from getting depressed" Zanderguard: afk You say, "too anyways" You say, "afk" Lady Doreen sighs. Lady Doreen: No webbie then. Lady Doreen: Be no shy!! You say, "i jk o.o" You say, "about afk" Lady Doreen waves!! Lady Doreen kisses Zander and poofs. [#] Farewell and Aduie, Dearly departed, we hope to see you again You say, "uh yeah i take my leave for another 3 months or so >> later"