(All in a shaky, exaggerated Letter Kills voice)

Poodolph, the slit-nosed turd

...

Then one sloshy anus eve
(Pepto) Bismol said to he
Poodolph with your slit in sight,
Won't you guide this shit tonight?

Then all the crap-faced loved him
As they slid out pain-less-lee
Into the pot he lead them
Out toward the feces sea!