THE SOLUTION TO DEATH
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EXTRAORDINARY FIND! Scientists have found the cure-all solution for death! Its name? Deth-B-Gawn. As ridiculous as the name sounds, this cure will really bring anyone to life, even if all that's left of them is their heart, brain, and bones! Will the population of the world be increasing drastically with the walking remains of infamous and famous people, such as Hitler and Abraham Lincoln? I dunno. GO AWAY. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!